I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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