we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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