i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Fuck appropriateness.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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