Dude my mom stole all your condoms
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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