how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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