She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Please don't give away my fajitas
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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