are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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