I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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