There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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