His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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