mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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