The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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