I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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