butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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