I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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