Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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