You really coming over, don't trick.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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