question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
