Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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