Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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