forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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