So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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