I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
