420 ftw
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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