I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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