How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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