For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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