that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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