oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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