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Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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