Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I need moral support for this bender
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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