i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I would ride that face into the sunset
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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