Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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