Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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