she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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