There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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