Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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