I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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