I just saw a hot homeless man
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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