K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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