The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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