forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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