There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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