idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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