Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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