even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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