do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I think my moral compass just broke
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