You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Randomize
