you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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