he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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