North Korea, Best Korea!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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