Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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